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Womanizer, baby!

Sunday, 22 February 2009

I was blog surfing when I saw this video here.

It’s a cover of Britney Spears ‘Womanizer’ by an RnB group called ‘Ahmir’.

This version is SO MUCH BETTER!!!

It makes Britney’s version look like cotton candy dipped in muddy water - unappetizing and much artifical empty calories.

Listen to the lyrics - it’s about being a womanizer and unashamed about it.

In my honest opinion, I think it works out fine. I know girls who date womanizers even though they know his nature. Then they’ll whine about ‘oh mannnn do you think he’s playing me?’

Yes my dear, he probably is.

The trick is to give them a shred of hope that maybe, just MAYBE, she’d be the one who can tie you down and you’d surrender everything to her. Or hopefully they just don’t care that you’re playin’ them.

Would you date a guy who’s a womanizer?

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Cheating wife pwns husband

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

A husband suspects his wife is cheating on him. Thus, he decides to catch her and publicly humiliate her via a radio show that’s geared towards exposing cheating spouses.

Then his wife turns it around and totally pwns his little bitch ass LOL.

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Failure is an option

Friday, 23 January 2009

Could you lose €30 million and still joke about getting your dick caught in the zipper?

This guy can.

Morten Lund is an entrepreneur from Denmark. In a nutshell, he is a venture capitalist and had his hand in many techonogical startups, most notably Skype. He was recently declared a bankrupt after losing a big ass amount of money in a newspaper venture.

Watch the video. It’s really inspiring stuff.

Host: “How much did you lose?”

Lund: “Well with my paper project I lost like €30 million…”

Host: ” €30 million…”

Lund: “…and it was all in. So they’re gonna come and pick up my house.”

Host: “Really?”

Lund: “Yeah.”

Host: “That’s pretty bad…”

Lund: “I was happy before, so I’ll probably become happy again.”

(…)

Host: “We have to congratulate Morten on something. In Europe it’s really non-cultural to talk about failure….you hide it… and you’re coming up here on stage in front of 1000+ people to explain how you lost €30 million.”

Lund: “Yeah… but I also once had my dick in the zipper? (chuckles) I mean, we all fail all the time, you know…”

Epic respect.

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Blog plug

Lund maintains a blog here: http://lundxy.com/

Thanks to Kevin for mailing me the video. He blogs here: http://hamletshero.blogspot.com

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Beastiality on Youtube

Saturday, 20 December 2008

Kevin and I have the most absurd conversations sometimes.

«roger»:

ok dude

«roger»:

you’re really sunk

«roger»:

you’ve gone to the level of youtube beastiality porn

Kevin Chan:

lol

Kevin Chan:

omg

Kevin Chan:

elephants!

Kevin Chan:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuSYFmL8RoM&feature=related


Kevin Chan:

OMG

Kevin Chan:

the elephant can like control its dick like its trunk

Kevin Chan;

wtf

Kevin Chan;

its like having yr dick as an extra hand

«roger»:

you’re searching for beastiality porn on youtube dude

«roger»:

get a grip lol

«roger»:

oh and the elephant has quite good ejaculatory control

«roger»:

it managed to pull out then only cum

«roger»:

u can see it squirting like a fucking firehose

Kevin Chan:

…

«roger»:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwGPUvLmhec&feature=related

«roger»:

HAHA related link!

«roger»:

omg inter racial pr0n lolzzz

Kevin Chan:

….

Kevin Chan:

WTF

Kevin Chan:

youve descended man

Kevin Chan:

not me

«roger»:

it was in the related links HAHAH

«roger»:

curiosity

«roger»:

is a force to be reckoned with

Kevin Chan:

lol

Kevin Chan:

rhino seems to be ok with it man

«roger»:

maybe elephant cock bigger

«roger»:

like how the slutty asian porn star takes 8 inch black cock like hot steamy sausage

Kevin Chan:

lol

«roger»:

much better than the regular 3 inch japanese men

Kevin Chan:

so rhinos are the sluts of the  animal world now is it

«roger»:

no man - asians LOL

«roger»:

u see the other rhino ar

«roger»:

got tulan face HAHAH

Kevin Chan:

… lol

«roger»:

‘niamah i didn’t get any but that slut go bang another species’

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