The Republic of Awesome

While I may strive to produce awesome content here, once in awhile I stumble upon stuff online that are just pure unadulterated total pwnage and have to be posted here.

One such item is this story from craigslist.

Read this.

Time for a fun little social experiment!

I opened up random people on my MSN contact list with a very honest description of myself:

«roger» magnifique says:
hi there
i’m a dick

Out of a subject pool of 22, I have the following responses:

?(????•?)? Yuou  ?(?????)? says:
wat?
«roger» magnifique says:
i’m running a social experiment
seeing how people would react to my frank honesty
?(????•?)? Yuou  ?(?????)? says:
….

lianne says:
i agree

those tiny fragments of perfection says:
who’s this hijacking roger’s laptop?

claire brigid says:
hahahah i know u are! LOL
«roger» magnifique says:
HAHAHHA
awesome response
claire brigid says:
hahaha it’s awesome cause IT’S TRUE! hurhur

Sue says:
??

RJ says:
?
why suddenly?
siao la u

jaz wants to be an eskimo tonight says:
i figured
hi there im a pair of boobs
«roger» magnifique says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
ok best response yet!!
jaz wants to be an eskimo tonight says:
yay

I AM LOOKING FOR A HOLIDAY JOB!!!!!! says:
uh huh
what did you do?

sam therese chong says:
…
«roger» magnifique says:
that’s the worst response i got today

Divy says:
hmm
ok roger
why r u calling urslef tht
unless thts not u

| ping | braindead says:
hey did u know ur msn is sending out spam msges or isit jst u doing it =P
«roger» magnifique says:
no silly i’m doing a random survey

sue mae says:
haha hi dick!
hahaha
what’s up

[b] Memento Mori says:
uh
huh
why?

???????????????? says:
lol!
you rock

Shawn - Just because that’s the way things are doesn’t mean that’s the way things should be. says:
yay!

MUSE:
lol brb shower k!

Irenaeus (why am i still in school FFS arrrrr) says:
yes you are
why

{vis-a-vis}                                               [Eugene the gor gor is the bestest of the best! Yay!] says:
….

?wxy       [?.A.C.E.R.S.?]                     flower girl says:
?

- claire.            erase all memories of you. says:
k
good

Kevin Chan says:
what lah

Lord Darwin Lim Tee Wee says:
wat?

~~~

Out of 22 respondees,

4 agreed to the fact that I’m a dick

3 were enthusiastically supportive

2 asked ‘why’ to my dickiness

6 expressed confusion (in the form of ‘?’ or ‘huh’ or its variants)

3 thought my msn got hacked/computer is used by someone else

2 were ‘…’

1 responded with something completely unrelated

1 replied that she’s a pair of boobs LOL

~~~

In conclusion, only 18% of my friends think I’m a dick. Which means that I’ve done a good job of NOT being a dick. Keep up the good work y’all!

A husband suspects his wife is cheating on him. Thus, he decides to catch her and publicly humiliate her via a radio show that’s geared towards exposing cheating spouses.

Then his wife turns it around and totally pwns his little bitch ass LOL.