The Republic of Awesome

An annoying thing about innit is that everyone is just so nang crazy that they’d spam the Chatbox hoping to make it into the top 10 box.

A pretty idiotic prospect, since getting to the top 10 through spam is like winning the Special Olympics – yes you’re a champ, but ultimately your blog is still retarded.

No offense so Special Olympics athletes. My heart goes out to them.

Thus transpired the events of this afternoon, which shall forever be known as the Dang Intervention.

It started innocently enough, with a warning to dang whoever spammed.

Nonetheless, it didn’t take long for shit to hit the fan.

Chats are read from bottom up.

Right after I issued my warning someone JUST had to test my mettle.

Unfortunately for that person, I’m a man of my word.

Danged!

But somehow, the just NEVER SEEM TO LEARN!

Pictured: People with learning disability.

Victims of learning disability

Truth to be told, I do read stuff on innit. However the problem is that 83% of the posts on innit are just pure unadulterated rubbish.

They are either:

• a) Boring
• b) Uninsightful
• c) Poorly written
• d) Plagiarised from other sites
• e) All of the above

My advice to you?

Consistently churn out quality, original works that you can proudly read over and over again. No, not on how your day went (unless this involves a lot of sex or violence), but on something people would find interesting and would love to read.

Pictured: Sex and violence

Personally, I read blogs that are funny or intelligent or both.

Funny as in I laugh my arse off between each paragraph. Intelligent in that it makes me think, without the author sounding like a pretentious fuckwad.

Google image result for ‘pretentious’.

Guest quote from AngelKein which just about sums it up:

“People think getting nangs will help improve their traffic, yes it does, but just a small pile of poo. You want get more visitors, write nicer posts that will attract people’s attention. And with clean simple layout and normal read-able fonts. Oh yeah. With read-able English also. How do you expect your traffic to increase if people can’t even read nor understand your posts.”

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Aside: Let’s make this an innit Chatbox policy! People who spam get 1 chance. The moment they spam again, BOOYAKASHA we DANG them! If you support this, spread this message to all and sundry!

Final aside: No insult meant for people who are actually retarded (as in mentally challenged like, for real) or with learning disabilities. Dyslexia is not as fun as TV make it out to be =(

Nuffnang Standout Party: A party at HQNINE where the most outrageously fun people gather all dressed up, and of course our favourite 3 words: “Free Flow Alcohol”.

There is literally nothing else I need to say.

So I’ll just post a few pictures I stole from various folken! (If you disagree with my usage of your photos drop a comment and I’ll remove it)

Photo props: Joshua Ong (check out his blog for an ultra cool video of the party!)

Our Spartan party!

Photo props: Chia Wei

Props to Bernard for running around as the Moo. Must be very hot under the suit…

Photo props: Chia Wei

Griza really stood out as the Renaissance-era aristocrat. I love that big thing around her head – probably can receive ASTRO if you aim it properly.

Photo props: Ewin

Massive yam cha at Murni’s. There were so many Nuffnangers there the Murni staff had to arrange a massive ‘h’ (outlined in green) table formation to seat almost everyone.

Oh and one more thing…

Kenny Sia has soft Susan Boyle boobs!