The Republic of Awesome

Today, Najib Tun Razak was sworn in as the new Prime Minister of Malaysia.

Special skill: Lvl 10 pedo smile

Najib is a fairly controversial figure in Malaysia. He was accused by blogger Raja Petra Kamarudin of being involved in the murder of Altantuya Shaariibuu, a hot chick from Mongolia.

Specifically, his wife Rosmah is accused of being present at the scene when Altantuya was murdered. Her motive?

According to speculation and a (retracted) testimonial from a certain Balasubramaniam, Najib had a good time pounding on Altantuya’s backdoor, pushing her stool in, and packing her shit up.

Sauce

A key point in the Altantuya case is that her body was blown up by C4 explosives. C4 is military grade ordinance, so you can’t buy that shit from your local 7-11. It is thus speculated that Najib, being the Defense Minister at that time, could have supplied the military explosives to Altantuya’s murderers. Or at least, Rosmah could have pussy whipped her husband into getting her some of the boom-booms.

“KABOOM, MOTHERFUCKERS!”

But of course it’s all speculation and circumstantial evidence right?

Speculation by bloggers who give Najib humourous colloquial names like ‘Najis Lapsap’ (literally ‘excrement+garbage’), speculation by people with too much time on their hands, or speculation by people with political motives for defaming ol’ Najis Lapsap.

Surely, the Prime Minister of Malaysia cannot be…

…bomberman?