The Republic of Awesome

I love the Google search suggestions. They reveal much about what people are searching for.

In Malaysia, people are concerned about…

…the Jews being smarter than them. Mm mm Anti-Semitism goodness.

Another interesting thing Malaysians searched for is ‘why English is important’. Understandable considering the deplorable state of the Queen’s language in Malaysia. (Case in point: ‘why the jews so smart’ is grammatically incorrect, yet it is a prominent search string)

I got an idea for you. Learn proper English you dingbat! It’s not called the ‘international language of knowledge’ for nothing. Then you’d be way smarter than the Jews for sure.

Over in Singapore, the topic du jour is…

…smelly Indians. Fucking racists. I think we Chinese people are probably the most racist in the world. If Chinese characters had Roman alphabets they’d start the KKK or some shit.

Speaking of racism, a search on ‘chinese racists’ brought to my attention the plight of Lou Jing. Miss Lou is a girl in China born of a Chinese mother… who had an extra-marital affair with a black man.

It seems Chinese people have an inherent dislike for people of darker skin than them (or a massive fear of 8 inch Nigger dong), for netizens in China basically blasted the poor girl when she appeared on a TV show.

Here’s the girl in question:

I dunno about you, but damnnn - she’s fine!

Dumbass racists, it doesn’t matter what skin colour a person is. A hot chick is a hot chick, even if she’s got blue skin. (Question: Would you bang Mystique of the X-Men?)

Internationally, people searched about…

…smelly vaginas apparently.

It’s called vaginitis and you can get over the counter treatment at your friendly local pharmacy.

Aside from that, popular search topics were why men have nipples, why their poop is green (ew – too much veggies?), and why did I get married too (I assume they are referring to the movie due in 2010).

So what can you learn from all this?

People in Malaysia are anti-Semitic, people in Singapore are racists, and people around the world have smelly vaginas!