The Republic of Awesome

With the exams out of the way (said motherbitchin’ exams had as much ass rapin’ as a prison shower room), I’ve had all the goddamn time in the world!

Which I squandered on sleeping. … … NOT!

I spent my suddenly free time fixing up the two broken bicycles I found. The good news is they now work perfectly well, and I cycled with Joe this morning to Sheng Siong to get bike locks.

Sheng Siong – The solution to life, the universe and everything else.

The bad news is that the bicycles are about as useful as using an enema to cure cancer if you want to get around the university. This is as the arsehole who designed the place didn’t bother to level the hills.

Trust me, it’s a literal pain in the ass to ride up slopes. But the feeling of going down one at a speed that will likely kill you is priceless.

Speed is always good. Keanu Reeves’ acting on the other hand…

On another note, last night I did some superiorly awesome shit. This is shit so awesome I will not post any more details of it.

This is because certain Powers-That-Be (PTB) have a tendency to stalk their ‘employees’ online. I had a friend who got called up by the PTB because he was organizing a trip on a social networking site (you know which one). This was:

1. A trip with no fucking relation whatsoever with the PTB, save that a few of their ‘employees’ were tagging along.
2. A trip that does not involve a) hookers or b) drugs or c) anything illegal to the best of my knowledge.
3. A trip for all purposes and intents, was a innocent sojourn with good friends to a far off place to do nothing else but relax and have a good time.

Thus I will say no more. The awesome shit I did while under the purview of my previous PTB though, I have posted some already and will post more.

I’ll just leave you with a singular picture:

Say it with me: I WILL NOT OBEY!