The Republic of Awesome

Internet marketers slave at search engine optimisation (SEO). They hope that through their efforts, their site will rank favourably on a search engine.

They increase backlinks to their site, they pepper their articles with desirable keywords, make sure headers and titles correspond to aforementioned keywords, etc etc.

Finally, they succeed and get a top-10 ranked site on Google. Or perhaps they don’t.

But I wonder, has anyone successfully optimised their site… accidentally?

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What the fuck la. Google has me ranked #5 for a search on ‘beastiality youtube’.

I’m only ranked below some random Youtube videos and an actual beastiality site (I think - didn’t bother checking… intercourse with animals is not my thing -___-).

Pornographers from all across the intarwebs will be seeking me out. I’m like, the guru of animal porn internet marketing. They’ll beg me to optimise their sites for them too so Google will rank them highly whenever anyone types some porn-related search string.

Ok wait. I think they already do!

Which explains all the pornographic spam comments I’ve been getting.

RAWRGH. THIS IS NOT A PORN BLOG YO! FUCK OFF LA YOU MORONIC SPAM BOTS!