The Republic of Awesome

Happy 52nd to the motherland!

Though you are mired in political, economic, and racial issues, perhaps one day you can improve to a point where I’d proudly go back and build my life there.

Nonetheless, all Malaysians have something to be proud of.

A little known fact about Malaysia is that it houses the world’s largest scientific instrument. This instrument is so large it makes the Large Hardon Collider look like an insect. It is so large in fact that parts of it are visible from space.

What is this scientific instrument?

It’s the PLUS Highway Proton Collider!

But seriously. Watch this (no proton collisions involved):

School’s usually a massive drag. Such a massive drag in fact that it puts cross-dressing folken to shame.

In fact, there’s so much drag that NASA plans to deploy School as a means to slow down the space shuttle upon rear-entry. Yes, you can’t go too fast when entering from the rear.

However, once in a while, we get to do some pretty awesome shit.

Like making handy videos for presentations:

Title says it all.

“Caution: Please do not grab this pole.”

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